Only One Sky to Fly in: Embracing the Reptiles
by Jacqueline Maria Longstaff
Quester Books, ISBN 0954190440
There are two reasons why you might read this book. One is that you are mad. The other is that you are required to write a review of it for The Skeptic magazine.
Not that this is a boring book. At one point the author relates making love to a man who, during intercourse, changes into a reptile from another planet. (Incidentally, it turns out that alien reptiles are even worse lovers than terrestrial men.) A few pages further on it is revealed that the United States is a puppet of the English royal family. Mind you, it’s easy for them: the Queen Mother was a solar angel, while the Queen tops enormous wealth with a very vibrant light body on Sirius.
For older readers, the puzzle of Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men is brilliantly unravelled. Bill is of course Baal, the Phoenician Sun God, and is locked in eternal struggle with the mechanization of time perpetrated by (Big) Ben. No, of course it isn’t that simple: the Mayan calendar and the mis-channelling of female energy in Little Weed come into it as well, but you get the general idea (or energy level/consciousness-frequency, etc.). Anyway, the good news is, if we all play our parts sincerely, the Universe will move on to higher frequencies, although the implanting of micro-chips by the elite who are running the New World Order may prevent us from reaching those levels, unless we are saved by the constant prayers of thousands of Tibetan monks and David Icke. Nuts, isn’t it? Though hang on: what was that about Donald Rumsfeld implanting micro-chips…
